Limericks
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There was a silly little llama,
Who did not listen to her mamma.
Some time later,
A tiger ate her.
One could anticipate the drama...
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There once was a man with a brain,
Who could perfectly forecast the rain.
Going out for the prom
With his raincoat left home,
He came back well ready to drain.
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A pious old monk of Benin
Went out every time he came in.
So, the moment he's gone
He'd come up to come on,
Since the other way round, it's a sin.
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There once was a robot named Rob,
Who didn't give a damn for a sob.
He said, once in a while
A mechanical smile
Can just save you a nob in the mob.
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